Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Basketball-Crazy Philippines

I HAVE been a zealous basketball fan in the 60's, my elementary days, and I am delighted to share my hoop memoirs with you. Yung mga tumatak sa isip ko sa pagdaan ng maraming taon...

MICAA (Manila Industrial and Commercial Athletic Assoc.) ang pasimuno ng lahat simula pa nuong 1938. Bale mga kumpanya ang teams dito...katulad din ng PBA (Philippine Basketball Association) ngayon. But that's getting ahead of our story...


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The Guillermo brothers -- wala pang JINGLE noon -- were Yco ("sapak ang apak sa Yco floorwak") adherents (also Crispanatics in latter years). They were bannered by spitfire Freddie Webb (ambilis niyang tumakbo), Mike Bilbao, Elias Tolentino (hindi nagugusot ang buhok, nakapomada kasi) and Joy Cleofas (Blue Eagle standout) that played hard but clean basketball in every game. Naging mainit nuong 60's ang Yco-Ysmael rivalry. Black and white pa nga ang TV nuon at yung me kurtinang kahoy na bukas-sara at pamproteksyon sa screen. 

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Ysmael Steel was headlined by Narciso Bernardo, Orlando Bauzon, Jimmy Mariano, Roel Nadurata and Jun Papa, to name a few...Madami rin silang napanalunang kampeonato.

In later years, San Miguel also had a formidable team then bannered by Cebuanos (and corn-chomping?) Yoyong Martirez (fast and furious rin siya), Manny Paner and Estoy Estrada...

Enter the 70's...

Nung pumasok ang 70's...sino ba naman ang hindi nakakaalam sa fabled Crispa-Toyota wars? Kabubuo pa lang ng PBA nuon at palaging punumpuno ang Rizal Memorial pag may laro ang dalawang pinakasikat na teams. Later on eh sa Big Dome na. Nanonood pa nga kaming magkakapatid kasama ang ilang empleyado namin -- mapa-Rizal Memorial o Araneta Coliseum man. Ang lalakas naming sumigaw. Syempre -- strength in numbers.

Crispa was led by exceptional players like Narciso Bernardo, Jun Papa (both deadshots from afar -- remember that the 3-pt. shot was still not legit in those times) and Danny Florencio (his undergoal stabs (dukot) were veritable highlight plays na wala pa noon sa kamalayan natin). Low-tech pa dati ang TV broadcast industry. 


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Rudolph Kutch, Rudy Soriano and Johnny Revilla (probably the least heralded point guard) were the stars before the celebrated bunch came along, which was comprised of Bogs Adornado, Atoy Co, Freddie Hubalde, Abet Guidaben and Bernie Fabiosa. Sobrang lakas nila sa bawat posisyon. These stars were the core that punished the Big J and co. Sila yung first grand slam team.

Elpidio Villamin, Bay Cristobal and Padim Israel kept the torch burning after these stars faded. They were also grand slam (read below) winners.

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Toyota was anchored by Robert Jaworski, Ramon Fernandez, Francis Arnaiz, Abe King and Arnie Tuadles -- the coño boys loved by the affluent crowd. Silang mga English-speaking players. Silang mga yayamanin!


The Robert Jaworski myth

I saw how The Big J conquered the basketball-crazy Filipinos' hearts with his awe-inspiring moves, his physical plays, his chronic cursing aimed at the refs (lip-read by everyone on national TV) and his very tight (parang Mighty Bond na wala pa nuon) guarding.

Tingin ko nga diyan eh isa siya sa mga nagtayo ng PBA -- remember na break away teams sila from MICAA. Bumaklas sila.

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He was loved by many and was the no. 1 enemy of the Crispa crowd, and understandably so. Bida-kontrabida kasi si Sonny. Good and bad. Sinner or saint. Yun ang mystique niya.

I remember this one particular play where a Mariwasa player (forgot the name) nudged him while he was laying up. Sinahod siya. Alanganin ang bagsak niya kaya he was injured. Me panginig-nginig pa siya while lying on the floor before the stretcher was laid out. It took awhile before he returned to basketball action after that incident.

Another unforgettable play was when the Phillippine national team played North Korea in the then ABC (Asian Basketball Confederation). In one of their scuffles, Jaworski landed on the hardcourt and was kicked in the butt by a Korean player. He naturally sold everything to the refs by flopping (hindi pa ganyan ang tawag nuon). Kunyari nasaktan siya...pagulung-gulong pa...

There's also this instance involving him and Big Boy Reynoso where they both took turns in punching the floored ref seen on national television that precipitated the league to ban him for good.

And after a few years...the ban was lifted...and Jaworski was permitted to play once more with a new team...that was Meralco.

Isa-isang pumasok mula sa dugout ang players nila sa court....at pinakahuli nga siya sa pila. Pandemonium broke loose, everyone in the arena stood up squealing and chanting his name: "Ja-wor-ski! Ja-wor-ski!" The fans missed him dreadfully...he is Philippine basketball after all...

Hanggang sa mga huling taon niya sa PBA with Barangay Ginebra, patuloy siyang hinangaan, tinangkilik at inidolo ng mga tao. Siya rin ang pinakamatandang player na naglaro dito (in his 40's). Inabutan pa nga niya si Dudut. Father and son even played together occasionally to the delight of the crowd.

Siya ang kauna-unahang coach na nagpauso ng "this is you". Yun bang meron siyang white board at may magnet yung mga maliliit niyang piyon (pawn) na isa-isa niyang ginagalaw para maintindihan ng players ang kanilang gagawin sa susunod na play. Presently, this is even used by PBA coaches.

Grand slam teams
 
The Crispa Redmanizers, through the guidance of coach Baby Dalupan, captured their first grand slam in 1976, followed by the Tommy Manotoc-led Crispa team in 1983 (powered by the Black Superman Billy Ray Bates).

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Samboy Lim, Hector Calma, Yves Dignadice, Franz Pumaren, Alvin Teng and joined later on by Ramon Fernandez (4-time PBA MVP) and Allan Caidic, the Triggerman, that sowed fear in many Asian players in ABC, were the nucleus of the San Miguel Beer team that captured a rare grand slam in 1989. Norman Black coached that team.

Alaska -- powered by Johnny Abarrientos, Jeffrey Cariaso, Bong Hawkins, Jojo Lastimosa and Poch Juinio and coached by Tim Cone -- also had an elusive grand slam in 1996.

The San Mig Coffee team, anchored by the high-flying duo of Danny Ildefonso and Danny Siegle, captured the franchise's second grand slam in 2013. They were coached by Tim Cone.

Purefoods also dominated the 80's

Who could forget the movie star appeal of Alvin Patrimonio (another 4-time MVP) and the boyish smile of Jerry Codiñera? Not to forget Rey Evangelista, Glenn Capacio and Jojo Lastimosa...players that brought the PBA to new heights. 

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They also dominated the league by winning a sizeable amount of championships in their favor. Bukod pa sa pagdagsa ng mga babaeng fans sa venues. Remember na me rivalry rin nuon ang Ginebra-Purefoods.

Present San Mig gladiators
 
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The present San Miguel Beermen stars June Mar Fajardo (5-time MVP (more will come) lang naman), Arwind Santos, Alex Cabagnot, Chris Ross, Marcio Lassiter, Christian Standhardinger (will he be traded to Magnolia?) and Terence Romeo are odds-on favorites to win the prestigious grand slam award having won the first two conferences this year, and with the uncanny stewardship of coach Leo Austria, nothing is impossible. Do not under-estimate their second unit comprised of Von Pessumal, Kelly Nabong and Matt Ganuelas-Rosser -- all three can start in any team...

Rewind: play by play broadcasters

Who could forget Dick Ildefonso -- the pioneering basketball announcer that paved the way for future sports commentators that followed in his footsteps. Klaro siyang magsalita... sosyal...

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Joe Cantada, Pinggoy Pengson, Ronnie Nathanielsz, Ed Picson, Quinito Henson, Andy Jao, Noli Eala, Chino Trinidad, Anthony Suntay, Bill Velasco, Sev Sarmenta, Butch Maniego, Emy Arcilla -- all household names that brought the PBA to where it is today with their wit and candor...notwithstanding their incalculable knowledge of the game.

Current PBA teams

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San Miguel Corp. presently owns three powerhouse teams in the league: San Miguel Beermen, Barangay Ginebra (LA Tenorio, Japeth Aguilar, Scottie Thompson, Stanley Pringle) and Magnolia Hotshots (Paul Lee, Mark Barroca, Ian Sangalang, Gio Jalalon). They dominate the league by winning championships left and right.

Not resting on its laurels are the Manny V. Pangilinan-owned Talk n Text Katropa (Jason Castro, RR Pogoy, Don Trollano, Troy Rosario), Meralco Bolts (Baser Amer, Cliff Hodge, Chris Newsome) and NLEX Road Warriors (Keifer Ravena, Poy Erram, JR Quiñahan).

The other teams like NorthPort Batang Pier, Blackwater Elite, Columbian Dyip, Phoenix Fuel Masters, with the exception of Rain or Shine Elasto Painters and Alaska Aces, barely make it to the second round of eliminations year in, year out, by lacking two or three marquee players in their line-ups.

My oh my...even the second unit of SMB will give them a dose of their own medicine. Ganun sila kalakas. Only RoS and Alaska among this group are crown contenders...

The future of PBA

Having the likes of Bobby Ray Parks Jr., CJ Perez, Robert Bolick -- all formidable rookie standouts -- surely keeps the games thrilling and fun to watch.

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To keep the undivided attention of the audience going...the league must address its ceaseless problem: predictability.

Any basketball aficionado surely knows the result in any David and Goliath match up in advance by putting two and two together. Common sense lang. Examples: San Miguel vs. Columbian Dyip or Ginebra vs. NorthPort. Pag tambak na nga ang score at patapos na ang laban...mapapansin ninyong pinapahabol ng malalakas na teams yung mahihina para hindi antukin ang mga tao sa venue. Point shaving baga...nagpaparaya si Kuya madalas. Pero sila pa rin ang palaging wagi.

Wishful thinking

Anyone knows that "height is might" in basketball. Wala tayong laban sa malalaki at mabibilis na players sa FIBA, isama pa natin ang Olympics. Kung payagan siguro tayong kumuha ng tatlong malalaking imports...pwede pa. Ang solusyon?

Kung magkakaroon lang sana ng height requirement sa basketball -- yun bang pag maliliit ang players eh dapat dun sila sa bracket na puro kagaya nilang maliliit din ang naglalaro. Parang second league. Like in boxing, di ba? Weight limit dapat. Let's face it, undersized tayo kaya palaging talo. Magiging llamado tayo pag naging ganyan ang playing field.

Why we love this game soooo much

Simula nung pinakilala sa atin ng mga Kano ang larong ito...agad tayong nahumaling dito kahit pa sabihing kapos tayo sa height para dito.

Matatandaang ang US ang nag-imbento ng larong ito. Sila rin ang No. 1 seed sa buong mundo. Pero sa FIBA World Cup sa China...mukhang malabo silang manalo. Hindi maglalaro yung mga big-name NBA stars (Lebron James, Steph Curry, Kevin Durant, Anthony Davis) nila.

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Manghang-mangha ang mga dayuhan sa atin dahil nakakakita sila ng basketball board kung saan-saan: nakapako sa coconut tree o sa anumang puno, sa gilid ng bahay, sa busy street, sa bakuran, sa riles ng tren, sa firewall at kung saan-saan pa. 

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Mapabata man o binatilyo -- mayaman man o mahirap -- umulan man o umaraw -- nakatsinelas man (branded snix for the rich) o nakatapak ...isama na natin yung mga nakatatanda (yung mga malalaki na ang tiyan, lagas na ang buhok (like me👴) at madali nang hingalin) -- it is here to stay. 

Mabuhay ang basketball!


Monday, August 19, 2019

Apa Ongpin's Speed and Evasion

👍 This article, of the same title, was penned by Apa Ongpin and posted in his FB site. A renaissance man of multi-interest, Apa defies any description that would box him in. Get to know the man -- up-close and personal. He allows us to share this post here in our blog.


I went, as a guest, to a Manila Sports Car Club monthly meeting, recently, and saw some really great cars. Upon reflection, I personally don't have much of a need for speed, and thus have never splurged on a truly fast car. I might, one day, if I have the money. 

Surefire @ Redondo Peninsula by the mouth of Subic Bay 
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In the meantime, I go as fast as I can in my sailboat, which maxes out at 8 or 9 knots (15 km/h). This is laughably slow, compared to a car, but lots of fun, because it's a challenge to make it go as fast as you can. It's not just a simple question of stepping on a pedal. Instead, there are dozens of possible adjustments, to mainsail and jib angle and trim, the slot between the sails, angle of heel, course and rudder pressure, mast bend, weight distribution, and others. These adjustments are not set-and-forget, they are constant, because the wind varies. 

When it comes to cars, I content myself with the idea that going fast in a slow car is a lot more fun than going slow in a fast car. Sometimes, however, I am in a hurry, and I really have to go as fast as I can. Thus, here are my notes on exceeding the 100 km/h highway speed limit. As a disclaimer, I am not encouraging you to break the law. 

1) When my car is alone on the highway, with no other cars nearby:

Most radar guns in use by the Philippine National Police have a margin of error, usually around 5%. It is easy to measure this margin using a GPS app on a smartphone. 

My belief is that the highway cops will not bother to apprehend you unless you exceed the speed limit by over 10%, i.e. over 100 km/h. Anything less is arguable, due to the radar + speedo error. You have to be going fast enough to clearly exceed the margin of error.

Using a GPS app, I have determined what my speedometers read when I am 'really' going 110 km/h, which I then set as my speed limit when there are no other cars, and there is a chance of radar.

When there is a clear stretch with little chance of radar, I go as fast as I want. How do I know if there is radar? Easy: the radar operator needs a static place to hide, either a structure, a vehicle (usually a pickup truck) parked by the side of the road, or a hill. If you are surrounded by flat land and can see the horizon in all directions, there is no radar.

2) When there are other cars around, it's a different game:

The leftmost lane is supposed to be "overtaking only". If the car in the second lane is doing 100 km/h, you cannot overtake it safely unless you are doing at least 120 km/h. So, I can always argue that I was overtaking, which I usually was. Of course, there is no shortage of idiots who 'park' at 80-90 km/h on the overtaking lane, so I do overtake them on the right when necessary and possible -- but never using the shoulder.

Handheld radar is not that capable of tracking which car is which. It's not like it shoots out a precision pencil-thin beam aimed at your car, it's more like a floodlight. So if the cars are near each other, there is a fair margin of error determining who is going at what speed. Once I have overtaken everyone and am alone on the highway again, I slow down to my safe speed, because that's when the radar error is the slimmest. 

There is usually at least one other car, and often several, that are going much faster than I am... Good! I always let them break ahead of the horde. If there's a speed trap, they will be caught first, not me. I've seen this many times.

In summary, you can actually go quite fast, as long as you know when to slow down, and when there are other cars around to confuse the radar. To anyone who doesn't think this works: I have taken the NLEX and the SCTEX about once a month, for the last 11 years, and I have NEVER gotten a ticket for speeding, knock on wood. Nevertheless, I often drive each of my (diesel) cars briefly at their absolute maximun (GPS) speeds, which are 280 km/h, 176 km/h, and 162 km/h. Don't worry, my cars are in good shape -- which is why they can reach those speeds in the first place. Plus it's not like I'm in Lamborghini territory. 

I guess, if I want to go any faster on the road, I will do it legally, on a private track, in an appropriate car. In the meantime, I'll stick to the sea -- less traffic!

The Yorme Visits the Lolo... And They Both (Still) Rock!

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Pano Powz Ma-Impress ang Ka-Date sa First Date?

👉This is a post from Sylvia Mayuga's FB page which I follow for all its brilliant wit and candor  -- as expected because it is authored by one of Philippines' finest penpushers. Having triumphantly survived (again) another weekly dose of human chaos, I am sharing this good, light, unadulterated Sunday read.

But what is Sunday without the Pinoy's incredible lightness of being? Today it's courtesy of Joel Pablo Salud:

Sagot sa tanong ni Gustav Lukacs: Pano powz ma-impress ang ka-date sa first date?
Madali lang ‘yan. Unang-una, i-assure mo agad ang ka-date mo na wala ka pang anak sa iba. Pusa man o tao o crossbreed, dapat wala. Marami agad ma-iimpress sayo niyan. Mahirap na sa panahon ngayon, lalo na pag ang condom at pills (hindi Dulcolax) eh Made in People’s Republic of China. Pero kung meron naman, aminin agad para walang secrets. Malay mo... mahilig pala siya sa kids.


Second, walang masamang umamin na KKB (kanya-kanyang bayad) yung date niyo. Nakaka-impress talaga ‘yan. Walang pagkukunwari. Walang pagpapanggap na may walta ka kahit olats naman. Dapat laging sincere kahit sincerely poor. Basta sincere. Tunay. Busilak ang damdamin.

Umaraw man, bumagyo o lumindol, dapat tuloy ang date. Susuungin mo dapat lahat ng hahadlang sayo—istriktong magulang, baha, deadline, leptospirosis o riding-in-tandem. Dapat nandoon ka na sa venue bago pa dumating ang iyong ka-date. Maaga ka, mabango, malinis ang kuko, at siguraduhing walang tinga ang ngipin. Baka akalain niya, kumain ka na bago pa siya naka-order.

At kung iimbitahin mo siya sa lugar na medyo sosi at mahal, katulad ng mga Italian restaurants, please, wag ka naman umorder ng ginisang monggo at danggit. Alam ko masarap yun pero pigilin dapat ang sarili. Pwede naman Pansotti alla genovese o Cannelloni al ragù, basta ‘wag yung may sobrang dami ng ampalaya o bagoong.

Most importantly, ‘wag na ‘wag mo i-open ang Facebook o Twitter account mo habang may ka-date ka. Pag nagsalita siya pagtapos kumain, dapat pakinggan mo. Bawat salita, bawat bigkas ng letra. Kahit may naipit na dahon ng sili sa gitnang ngipin niya, ‘wag kang tatawa. ‘Wag mo na lang pansinin. Pag pumayag naman siya na mag-kiss kayo after the date, mawawala rin ‘yun. Pwedeng malipat sayo, pero okay lang. Always listen to the one talking. Pag-shinare niya buhay niya o yung tungkol sa kanyang ex, sige lang, tiwala lang sa sarili. Makakalimutan niya rin yung ungas na yun pag nagpatawa ka na.
A note on being funny: ‘Wag OA. Yung sakto lang. Kahit corny, k lang ‘yan. ‘Wag sexist, racist o dehumanizing jokes unless sarili mo lang yung pinagtatawanan niyo. At para lalo siyang ma-impress sa’yo habang nagsasalita siya ay nakatitig ka sa kanyang mga mata. Diretsong titig na parang nakikita mo na ang kanyang kalooblooban. Parang wala na siyang maisisikreto pa sayo. Minsan, tingin pa lang, tapos na ang boksing.

Pag may chaperone na kasama, aba patawanin mo rin yung chaperone. Malay mo, baka kayo noong chaperone ang magkatuluyan.

Pag gusto ng ka-date mong magbayad ng bill, hayaan mo lang, basta hati kayo. Hating kapatid. Hating better-half ang dating. Yung iba diyan, dahil sinabing yung isa ang magbabayad, payag agad. Kapalmuks niyo, ha.

Ihatid sa bahay ang ka-date. ‘Wag niyo paglakarin sa buong EDSA dahil feeling People Power ka noong araw na ‘yun. Mag-MRT o Grab man lang. Iwasan muna ang di-padyak. Pag sinagot ka na, baka pwedeng makalusot ka sa paminsan-minsang di-padyak. Sabihin mo na lang na kontribusyon mo yun sa paglaban sa climate change.

Sa madaling salita, hindi naman talaga kailangang i-impress ang ka-date sa first date. Rule of thumb is: just be yourself. ‘Wag mahiya. Self-confidence goes a long way to getting a positive response.
Ngayon, kung yung ka-date mo eh hindi mapigilan ang sariling ikwento sayo ang crush niyang si Panelo, iwan mo sa upuan niya! Block mo pagtapos, tang’amang ‘yan. Tapos magbasa ka na lang ng chain letters sa PM mo. Masaya pa ‘yun.